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I like bands soo...sorry not sorry :) Billions of people trying to fin in

Food is my love

macabroe:


HOWDY DOODLY FRI END

macabroe:

HOWDY DOODLY FRI END


They see meh Rollin’ theeyy hatinn’

They see meh Rollin’ theeyy hatinn’


heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter


omgthatstotallyme:

One day, you’re going to marry someone. You’re going to live with them. Settle down with them. Have kids maybe. And spend the rest of your lives together.

You’re going to experience what their hair looks like when they have had a bad day at work, what their breath smells like in the morning, how…


aviciibylevels:


amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS


kimpissable:


clevverbot:

UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER
FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BURGER TO ENJOY THE PICKLES OR YOU’LL HAVE TO FACE THEM HEAD ON WHEN YOU START EATING IT
SECOND, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT KETCHUP DIRECTLY ON THE FUCKING PICKLES THEY’RE ALREADY SOUR ENOUGH, YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE A FUCKING OVERLOAD OF FLAVOR AND THOSE PARTICULAR BITES AREN’T GOING TO BE VERY GOOD
AND THIRD, THAT CHEESE IS NOT FUCKING CENTERED ONTO THE FUCKING BURGER YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE TWO OR THREE BITES WITHOUT CHEESE AND YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE FIVE BITES WITH TOO MUCH CHEESE BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUCKING CENTERED
I AM DISAPPOINTED SPONGEBOB FIRST YOU CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DRIVE RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE A FUCKING KRABBY PATTY RIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

shhh the pickles are sleeping


I find it so funny how we have no life and we depend on this hamburger being perfect

kimpissable:

clevverbot:

UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER

FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BURGER TO ENJOY THE PICKLES OR YOU’LL HAVE TO FACE THEM HEAD ON WHEN YOU START EATING IT

SECOND, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT KETCHUP DIRECTLY ON THE FUCKING PICKLES THEY’RE ALREADY SOUR ENOUGH, YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE A FUCKING OVERLOAD OF FLAVOR AND THOSE PARTICULAR BITES AREN’T GOING TO BE VERY GOOD

AND THIRD, THAT CHEESE IS NOT FUCKING CENTERED ONTO THE FUCKING BURGER YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE TWO OR THREE BITES WITHOUT CHEESE AND YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE FIVE BITES WITH TOO MUCH CHEESE BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUCKING CENTERED

I AM DISAPPOINTED SPONGEBOB FIRST YOU CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DRIVE RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE A FUCKING KRABBY PATTY RIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

shhh the pickles are sleeping

I find it so funny how we have no life and we depend on this hamburger being perfect


haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying



usa: oh look at all this tea
england: NO
usa: it would be a shame
england: amerICA NO
usa: if something
england:
usa: were to
england:
england:
england:
usa: happen

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are


warriorinthemaking:


lucas better keep his little mouth shut

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut


telapathetic:


thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

telapathetic:

thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein



NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR


tickettoheaven:


get your head in the game

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game


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heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

omgthatstotallyme:

One day, you’re going to marry someone. You’re going to live with them. Settle down with them. Have kids maybe. And spend the rest of your lives together.

You’re going to experience what their hair looks like when they have had a bad day at work, what their breath smells like in the morning, how…

the boston tea party

usa:  oh look at all this tea
england:  NO
usa:  it would be a shame
england:  amerICA NO
usa:  if something
england:  
usa:  were to
england:  
england:  
england:  
usa:  happen

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are